the importance of sex...

[Lieutenant]

It's like a penis giving you the finger! LMAO!

This aint no family site no more.

[Cherry_pez]

...speaking of Cronenburg, I just watched Naked Lunch...and after all these years I thought it was the weed that made me think that movie was wacked the first time I watched it. Have you seen that one Res?

[Lieutenant]

I don't know if that was wise, telling chloe that. Some day it'll warp her when she discovers the true meaning of pink cyberdildonics. I have experience with the matter. My folks told me when I was 8 and asked what masturbating was that it was using the bathroom.
That was one humiliating sex education lesson 6 years later...

[Cherry_pez]

Well if you think I would explain dildonics to a five year old then you my dear friend are nuts! ~L~

How DO you say masturbate in your language??
And dont avoid my inquiry Lt.

[Cherry_pez]

I certainly was not expecting pics and Chloe saw the pink dildo thingy when I was reading your description. Not to worry...I told her it was a statue that you buy for decorating a table.

I have seen the pink thing before at a lingerie party.

[Cherry_pez]

Uh huh...C'mon big guy...give it up. The dutch word for masturbate please????

[cherrysmum]

Har Har ho ho ha aha a ROTFALMAO *wiping tears away*...so that is how they implement cybersex...yes the world has gone totally nutz...lol lol lol

[~((resonance))~]

ok... umm... those pictures scarded me!!

[Cherry_pez]

That last one looks like a fire hydrant flippin' a bird.

[Lefty]

It's the same word. Have you forgotten English comes from a mixture of the French, German and Dutch languages? Only the form is different. So it's masturberen. Happy?! (We have about 20 terms for it, though )